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The Ravens Went Down to Georgia — A Kyle Barber rendition

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Baltimore Ravens v Atlanta Falcons Photo by Kevin C. Cox/Getty Images

The Ravens went down to Georgia, They were looking for a game to steal

They were in a bind, the Colts a game behind

they’re trying to make a highlight reel

When they came across this Falcons squad workin’

inside the Georgia dome

The Ravens ran through the tunnel and said, “Coach Quinn, let me tell you what.”

“I bet you didn’t know it, but we’re football players, too

And if you’d care to take a dare we’ll play one game, not two

Now you play a pretty game, but give these birds their due

I’ll bet this defense can beat your best, be it Jones, Ridley or Sanu.”

The Falcons said, “My name’s Matty Ice, and it might be a sin,

But we’ll take your bet, you’re gonna regret it forever if you lose.”

Ryan, rosin up that arm and throw those passes hard,

Cause hell’s broke loose in Georgia and Roger Goodell deals the cards,

And if you win you get this shiny ‘W’ made of gold,

But if you lose Terrell Suggs gets your soul

The Ravens won the toss, deferred, and said, “We’ll take it slow.”

For in the end, they bent, not broke and allowed only a field goal,

They then went on to offense and you could hear an evil hiss

as a band of demons joined in and it sounded something like this:

Lamar Jackson rushed to the right for 13-yard Touchdown”

When the Ravens finished, Vic Beasley said, “Well you’re pretty good ol’ son,

But that ball security is rough and lemme show you how to run.”

“Beasley corrals the fumble” Run boys, run!

The Ravens in the house of the rising sun

Flacco’s in the bread pan picking out dough

Vick, does your dog bite? Shush, Kyle, no!

Vic Beasley Jr. recovered fumble and returned for 74-yard touchdown”

The Ravens laughed and smiled because they knew they couldn’t be beat

Young answered with a defensive score of his own and it lay at Matt Ryan’s feet

Coach Quinn said, “Ravens, don’t come back now, unless you’re in 53,

Cause I’ve told you once, you son of a gun, if you do you better beat Brees”

“Fire in the Georgia Dome, Run, boys, run!

Breesus in the house of the rising sun

Jackson in the starter role picking out holes,

Gus, are the you driver? No doubt, yo