While it's no Drake-Meek Mills feud over who's ghostwriting for who, the Ravens and Jaguars Twitter handles are trading shots over social media to build the hype of the Week 10 showdown at M&T Bank Stadium. The shots are soft as cotton balls but the battle is way easier to decipher than Taylor Swift and Nicki Minaj's recent cat talk.
Scheduled to face off on November 15, the Jaguars, who won three games in 2014, step into the ring to go toe-to-toe with a franchise that sports the fourth-best fan base in the league. There's a palpable difference between the two teams, anywhere from comparing overall success, to which uniforms are sexier.
So when Goliath threw an innocuous punch this morning, David retorted.
Up your mustache game, @Jaguars. pic.twitter.com/I7fTDzeV6K— Baltimore Ravens (@Ravens) July 23, 2015
Harmless. The Jaguars mustached man looks like the Monopoly host overstayed at the tanning salon, tried on midnight green contact lenses for the photo shoot and had a pack of Fun Dip for lunch. (Some can't handle the constructive criticism.)
@Ravens Up your emoji game. pic.twitter.com/4UnG4MC5BI— Jacksonville Jaguars (@Jaguars) July 23, 2015
No. 99 is defensive tackle Sen'Derrick Marks who registered 8.5 sacks last season. Our offensive line says, "relax."
.@Jaguars Already done. pic.twitter.com/5iuJsg85fa— Baltimore Ravens (@Ravens) July 23, 2015
The Ravens handle (no pun intended) business. #StuntingInShades
.@Ravens, we guess this is stepping up your game. pic.twitter.com/HPPdyW8QHC— Jacksonville Jaguars (@Jaguars) July 23, 2015
The Jaguars respond with this Poop Emoji, which is really just a swirl of grape-flavored ice cream.
While there's no update from the Ravens Twitter account, don't expect one. The Jaguars messed with the wrong beast, come 1:00 Sunday November 15, you'll see. Terrell Suggs and Elvis Dumervil come off a bye week. By then the pair should have a recorded a total of 21 sacks.
Just like how Kentucky University's basketball program recently issued a cease-and-desist order to rapper Drake, the Jaguars ought to tell their social media coordinator to relax behind the computer monitor. #Peace
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