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Ravens wide receiver will take your spork and break it

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Your lunch boxes, sandwiches, juice boxes, apple sauce and sporks are not safe around the Baltimore Ravens.

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Doesn't take a wild guess to determine who said, ""When I think of a Baltimore Raven, what I think of is you go in there, we take your lunch box, we take your sandwich, we take your juice box, we take your applesauce and we take your spork and we break it." His name rhymes with Eve Bliss.

The Ravens' offense received a jolt of energy to exceed our expectations in 2014 from one of their most respected veterans. The galvanizing play maker that played in Carolina his entire career took the reigns and spewed (the truth) with this statement:

"When I look in the defensive meeting room and I see, 'Play like a Raven, we build bullies,' that's what I'm talking about...When I think of a Baltimore Raven, what I think of is you go in there, we take your lunch box, we take your sandwich, we take your juice box, we take your applesauce and we take your spork and we break it. And we leave you with an empty lunch. That's the Baltimore Raven way, that's the bully way and that's football."

That's pretty bold. The man's mouth foots the Baltimore bill, and we'd never dare to tell him to his face that he's lost a step or three. Steve Smith brings 836 receptions, 12,197 yards, and 67 career touchdowns to the Kubiak-coordinated offense. The Ravens better back up Smith's expectation and confidence.

I use chopsticks, maybe Smith (and company) will take those and snap them in half, too?