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What happened to SB Nation's The Falcoholic?

For your Joe Flacco fix, visit The Falcoholic — I mean, The Flaccoholic today.
For your Joe Flacco fix, visit The Falcoholic — I mean, The Flaccoholic today.
Evan Habeeb-US PRESSWIRE

It's April 1 and we all know what that means.

I'm not one to stir the pot with jokes because, to me, it's another day. (It's not that I'm against them, though. For those that enjoy the festivities, feel free to tweet at me with any ideas and maybe we can get an April Fool's Fan Post up or something. Just not something I do myself.)

Anyway, one SB Nation affiliate has gone the extra mile this Tuesday. It SHOULD draw laughs from Ravens fans.

The Falcoholic, which writes about the Falcons — or did, announced that it will now be The Flaccoholic.

Check out some of their musings thus far today:

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Welcome to the Flaccoholic, where we&#39;re whacko for Flacco. <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23elite&amp;src=hash">#elite</a> <a href="http://t.co/8T8gf8ERZs">http://t.co/8T8gf8ERZs</a></p>&mdash; The Flaccoholic (@TheFalcoholic) <a href="https://twitter.com/TheFalcoholic/statuses/450965941552029698">April 1, 2014</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Changed my son&#39;s name to Flacco and he throws 70 yards, can&#39;t even walk <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23Flacco&amp;src=hash">#Flacco</a></p>&mdash; The Flaccoholic (@TheFalcoholic) <a href="https://twitter.com/TheFalcoholic/statuses/450969575728091137">April 1, 2014</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-conversation="none" lang="en"><p><a href="https://twitter.com/Tera_Monique">@Tera_Monique</a> Is Flacco not elite? Is the desert not rainy?</p>&mdash; The Flaccoholic (@TheFalcoholic) <a href="https://twitter.com/TheFalcoholic/statuses/450973569594707968">April 1, 2014</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>What many refer to as Joe Flacco&#39;s unibrow is actually a furry, forehead-based nutrient patch that gives him Super Bowl strength. <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23Flacco&amp;src=hash">#Flacco</a></p>&mdash; The Flaccoholic (@TheFalcoholic) <a href="https://twitter.com/TheFalcoholic/statuses/450975591102418944">April 1, 2014</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p><a href="https://twitter.com/NinersNation">@NinersNation</a> Sir, yes, we agree that Joe Flacco is amazing. <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23Elite&amp;src=hash">#Elite</a></p>&mdash; The Flaccoholic (@TheFalcoholic) <a href="https://twitter.com/TheFalcoholic/statuses/450976722687901697">April 1, 2014</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Joe Flacco sprang  fully-formed from the womb in a #5 jersey. He delivered five children on his first day of life. <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23Flacco&amp;src=hash">#Flacco</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23Elite&amp;src=hash">#Elite</a></p>&mdash; The Flaccoholic (@TheFalcoholic) <a href="https://twitter.com/TheFalcoholic/statuses/450980583020441600">April 1, 2014</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p><a href="https://twitter.com/KMarch_">@KMarch_</a> Sir, Joe Flacco is a wonder. Please bear in mind that too much Joe Flacco can result in a laxative effect.</p>&mdash; The Flaccoholic (@TheFalcoholic) <a href="https://twitter.com/TheFalcoholic/statuses/450985273753882624">April 1, 2014</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-conversation="none" lang="en"><p>Our top scientists, who are all <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23Flacco&amp;src=hash">#Flacco</a>, indicate yes. RT <a href="https://twitter.com/rasfincher">@rasfincher</a> Should the NFL mandate unibrows to prevent concussions.</p>&mdash; The Flaccoholic (@TheFalcoholic) <a href="https://twitter.com/TheFalcoholic/statuses/450986687662157824">April 1, 2014</a></blockquote>

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Wow. The Falcoholic — err, The Flaccoholic — is winning the Internet today.