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The Butt of Jokes

Just a little fun to take the sting out of this season and to put it all in  perspective. (Compliments of my brother-in-law Jeffrey, via email):

I suppose it's time to rag on the Ravens.

Q: What do you call 53 people sitting around a TV watching the  
Super Bowl?  
A: The Baltimore Ravens

Q: How do you keep a Baltimore Raven out of your yard?  
A: Put up goal posts.  

Q: Where do you go in Baltimore in case of a tornado?  
A: M&T Stadium - they never have a touchdown there  

Q: What do you call a Baltimore Raven with a Super Bowl ring?  
A: An old thief.  

Q: Why doesn't Annapolis have a professional football team?  
A: Because then Baltimore would want one.  

Q: What's the difference between the Baltimore Ravens & a dollar bill?  
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.  

Q: What do the Baltimore Ravens and possums have in common?  
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!  

Q: How many Baltimore Ravens does it take to win a Super Bowl?  
A: Nobody knows and we may never find out.  

And my favorite:  

Q: What do the Baltimore Ravens and Billy Graham have in common?  
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ!"