Just a little fun to take the sting out of this season and to put it all in perspective. (Compliments of my brother-in-law Jeffrey, via email):
I suppose it's time to rag on the Ravens.
Q: What do you call 53 people sitting around a TV watching the
A: The Baltimore Ravens
Q: How do you keep a Baltimore Raven out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.
Q: Where do you go in Baltimore in case of a tornado?
A: M&T Stadium - they never have a touchdown there
Q: What do you call a Baltimore Raven with a Super Bowl ring?
A: An old thief.
Q: Why doesn't Annapolis have a professional football team?
A: Because then Baltimore would want one.
Q: What's the difference between the Baltimore Ravens & a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
Q: What do the Baltimore Ravens and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
Q: How many Baltimore Ravens does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A: Nobody knows and we may never find out.
And my favorite:
Q: What do the Baltimore Ravens and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ!"