Tis the night of a New Year you fucks! I want to share some of the shit I love.

Torrey Smith- Seriously you wankers...for once Ozzie has drafted a WR and it hasn't been a fucking train wreck. Week 9 of 2011...what a glorious game for the annals of Raven's history. The rookie and the QB didn't give up despite the drops and a FUCKING DAGGER was delivered into the hearts of Steeler Nation!

Joe Flacco- God we are spoiled. Seriously....so many bad and barely functional QB's with this team. Imagine Flacco on the Superbowl team. Let me give you a minute to let that WAR BONER subside. Love him or hate him...Joe is the best QB in Baltimore since Saint Johnny. You young fucks who don't know better...Unitas invented the timing route. LEARN YOUR FUCKING HISTORY YOU FUCKS!

John Harbaugh- Cause he pisses off so many of you basement living, mouth breathing morons.

Steelers/Bengals fans- GOD I LOVE TALKING SHIT TO FANS OF OTHER TEAMS! You young fucks who have only know of the Raven's existing...I wish I got that experience. The Colts were cruelly ripped from me as a young child. So many winters spend waiting for NBA to start because the NFL didn't exist in my family home.I love these fuckers. They make it fun. And I have to REALLY drop a kudos to the Bengals guys as their site is well run.

The ASSHOLE RAVENS FANS- God I love to troll and mock you assholes and you know who you are. Raven...seriously...right here in my heart. I love you bro/gal. You make it all worthwhile. The way you post the most retarded and inane things. Its lulz.

Everyone...I love you folks. Also...I am wicked drunk. HAPPY NEW YEAR! Also, since I am going to be in Australia from Saturday on, please troll, talk shit, and hate on each other twice as hard since I am gone.

WHOOO FIRST FAN POST!!!! And I am too drunk....