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My Purple -Chart topping rap by Raven

Got real beef with division mugs

Gotta bang’em out my purple thugs

Yellow, orange baby room colors

Beatdown by my purple band of brothers

Tiger stripes, Sunkist head

Snuffed out by my purple cred

Yellow and black, ugly throwbacks

Motionless under my purple jacks

Heinz field, Jungle theme

Kindergarden to my purple dream

Quiet orange house, Byner fumble

Hiding out from my purple rumble

A F C search party

Kickin' doors with my purple homies

Roll up the bus, light up the plane

Passin’ around my purple pain

 

-Raven 2010

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The son of Edgar Allen Poe.

by Mr MaLoR on Sep 6, 2010 11:29 PM EDT reply actions  

No, just Kip waiting for his Yolanda.

by raven on Sep 6, 2010 11:31 PM EDT reply actions  

im at a loss for words

by sam_ravens on Sep 6, 2010 11:46 PM EDT reply actions  

I like to compare my work to Sir Mixalot with a hint of Salt-n-Peppa’.

by raven on Sep 6, 2010 11:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Salt or Peppa?

Peppa was hot, Salt was born-again and boring again.

aka 'Rexx'

by Bruce Raffel on Sep 7, 2010 9:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ben should have listened to Salts rap- “Im not the type of girl to put on a show when I say no yo I mean know.”

by raven on Sep 7, 2010 6:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hear that ESPN is doing a special on Tupac Shakur

So all you have to do is rap and get shot to be on ESPN now. Hear that raven? It’s Mr.Opportunity knocking.

The Orioles are going to open a can of Buck-Wieser on your ass......

by Zachary Beard on Sep 7, 2010 6:30 AM EDT reply actions  

I’m trying to answer all my fans as quickly as possible so please hang on. I figure I’d write the rap and then launch myself from the bed of an El Camino.

by raven on Sep 7, 2010 6:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Two things:

You should hire Brian Austin Green to show it off.

Is this about the Ravens or drugs…?

Good work raven. Always keeping us entertained.

by BmoreBlitz on Sep 7, 2010 7:57 AM EDT reply actions  

Alanas Morrisette will duo with me to sing Little Purple Pill. A rap about Ray Rice.

by raven on Sep 7, 2010 6:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow, I am speechless

The time you must hve ut in t whittle this into shape. The editing and rhyming should have been a “The Making of…” video short.

Were you like Jimi Hendrix, tripping when you wrote this? Some things cannot be replicated, only imitated or …..demonstrated, or…what is it….oh yeah, constipated.

raven, you continue to put up quality comments and I can hear the “mouth drums” in the background when I lay down your rap. Any specific “sung to the tune of” in this?

PS – I want the past few minutes of my life back, please.

aka 'Rexx'

by Bruce Raffel on Sep 7, 2010 9:22 AM EDT reply actions  

No drugs here man. I have been Busch Light free for 2 evenings. The video to this is already in the works. It has Ray Lewis, Ed Reed, Boldin and Flavor Flave going through Willy Wonkas phsycodelic tunnel in a Raven boat. Their all wearing glow in the dark purple and all you see is there bright white teeth and outlines as murals of melting colors and deformed opponents float by. All the while our gang in the living Raven boat raps, laughs and throws punches at the images. I had Ngata in the video but he got stuck in the milk chocolate pipe and had to be retrieved by Umpa Carr and Umpa Webb.

by raven on Sep 7, 2010 6:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks raven for a truly inspired rhyme – can’t wait for this video to come out.

Thinking pre or post super bowl release?

"What we've got here is failure to communicate."

by Fandemonium on Sep 7, 2010 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tiger stripes, Sunkist head

Snuffed out by my purple cred

That must be some serious cred.

"Cam, we're not going to have any issues because we're going to be winning."
--Joe Flacco

"Just win baby. Yeah, I stole that."
--Jon Gruden

by jackmca on Sep 7, 2010 10:04 AM EDT reply actions  

very serious cred…like team to beat cred.

by raven on Sep 7, 2010 6:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

thanks

i would have rather been punched in the face

"When you go in the lions den you don't tippy toe in, you carry a spear, you go in screaming like a banshee, you kick whatever doors in, and say, 'where's the son of a bitch. If you go in any other way your gonna lose." - Brian

by Ravensfan52 on Sep 7, 2010 11:02 PM EDT reply actions  

The talented “Mr. Raven”.

by purpleonblack86 on Sep 9, 2010 1:42 AM EDT reply actions  

best line ever
No drugs here man. I have been Busch Light free for 2 evenings

"The Steelers drafted guys who were bigger, stronger and faster than I, but they never found one who could take my job away from me." Jack Lambert

by WARDANE33 on Sep 9, 2010 11:30 AM EDT reply actions  

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