Create a Caption #8
by Zachary Beard on Jun 7, 2010 11:25 PM EDT
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Sorry about this one being so late, I forgot about, but it is here now! So Enjoy!
Rules:
- Write a sentence, or a dialogue describing what's occurring in the photo.
- If you like a caption that's been written, recommend it, by clicking the "actions" button under the comment, and then the "rec" button that appears. Recommend as many comments/captions as you like.
- The winner will be the user that's comment goes green first, If more than one are green, it will come down to the one with the most rec's
So what do you think is happening in the picture?
Start thinking and place your recs!
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"It's a good thing Billick's on my nuts or this loss would have cost me...."
Television:“Breaking news in Baltimore, Ravens fire Billick and Hire Harbaugh.”
Kyle:“Ruh-Roh Raggy!!!”
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Boller
I can’t believe my last paycheck went through. I bet my next one will bounce for sure.
…..and that’s the moment even my mom stopped loving me
by sam_ravens on Jun 8, 2010 5:36 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Boller (thinking): Maybe I should have practiced throwing on my feet and not on my knees….
by BmoreBlitz on Jun 8, 2010 7:38 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Dayum!!!!!!! This!
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by Zachary Beard on Jun 8, 2010 9:08 AM EDT up reply actions
Boller: I think the back of my hand just touched Flynn’s balls. This is gonna be awkward.
by BmoreBlitz on Jun 8, 2010 8:01 AM EDT reply actions 2 recs
"God, it feels good to get this stupid bird helmet off"
“I’m outta here and I’ll definitely do better somewhere else!”
aka 'Rexx'
Boller thinking: I should’ve been a dentist.
“C’mon Clayton, let’s go home so you can rub my feet.”
"I kill myself in small amounts"
by StuckInUtah on Jun 8, 2010 9:13 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
“Is that guy taking a picture? Aw jeez, that’s going to end up in one of those “Create a Caption” contests on Baltimore Beatdown and everyone will get one more chance to laugh at me."
"I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone."
-Kurt Vonnegut
by NYSteelersFan4 on Jun 8, 2010 3:42 PM EDT reply actions 6 recs
So the one time you come out of the closet…
Interesting choice of words considering you brought up Flynn’s balls.
Water covers 2/3 of the Earth's surface. Ed Reed covers the rest.
I made a joke about balls…. interesting… now I make a joke about you on some Steeler’s balls…. interesting…
balls
balls
balls
Wow, dude.
Also, I can’t help it if NYSteelersFan4’s balls are wittier than you are. He got the +1 and you got an uncomfortable once over. Sorry to bust your balls.
Water covers 2/3 of the Earth's surface. Ed Reed covers the rest.
Peter King is even amazed by how much of a douche you are.
What an incredibly well-adjusted person you must be. Somebody (maybe Peter King!) once said “It’s better to stay quiet and have people think you are an idiot than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.” I’d like to thank you for reminding me of the importance of this adage on such a frequent basis.
I would also argue that Peter King is easily amazed, having dedicated an entire page of MMQB to Tom Brady’s “bi-coastal lifestyle,” which kind of lessens the point you’re trying so hard to get across.
Water covers 2/3 of the Earth's surface. Ed Reed covers the rest.
Lincoln
“Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.”
-Abraham Lincoln
Peter King, Abraham Lincoln. Po-tay-to, Po-tah-to.
Water covers 2/3 of the Earth's surface. Ed Reed covers the rest.
“I’d like to thank you for reminding me of the importance of this adage on such a frequent basis.”
I’m sure you don’t realize how uppity you are.
“Interesting choice of words considering you brought up Flynn’s balls.”
i.e. I can’t think of anything funny to say, so I’m gonna call you gay for making a joke about balls.
“Wow, dude.”
i.e. I have nothing funny to reply, so I’m gonna act above it. (shocker)
“Also, I can’t help it if NYSteelersFan4’s balls are wittier than you are. He got the +1 and you got an uncomfortable once over. Sorry to bust your balls.”
I could give an eff about a +1. I think you’re a douche and wanted to call you out. That’s why I gave you sh*t.
“What an incredibly well-adjusted person you must be.”
i.e. I’m better than you. (Yet, you still reply with balls, balls, balls comments)
“I would also argue”
Just effing argue it, don’t state you’re arguing it. You’re like Brian effing Billick wanting to hear himself talk some more.
“which kind of lessens the point you’re trying so hard to get across.”
I called you a douche. I’m not trying hard to get a point across. You’re a douche.
Yes!
Oh, the sweet, sweet taste of victory.
"I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone."
-Kurt Vonnegut
by NYSteelersFan4 on Jun 9, 2010 10:49 AM EDT up reply actions
Grats.
I think this picture hit a little too close to home for the Ravens fans.
Water covers 2/3 of the Earth's surface. Ed Reed covers the rest.
Of the 8 create a captions, I think 4 of them have been won by Steeler fans. Tisk Tisk.
You have to hate losing more than you love winning.
These “captions” are all about stereotyping and generalizations. Obviously, our rivals would be best at that.
Is that not a stereotype/ generalization?
"I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone."
-Kurt Vonnegut
by NYSteelersFan4 on Jun 10, 2010 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions
the best caption
was the Ray Lewis one where someone said he lost his contact lens. That was hilarious. The rest mostly sucked.
"Cam, we're not going to have any issues because we're going to be winning."
--Joe Flacco
"Just win baby. Yeah, I stole that."
--Jon Gruden
Its more of a reference to my daily alcohol consumption than any suicidal tendencies I may or may not have.
"I kill myself in small amounts"
by StuckInUtah on Jun 9, 2010 12:16 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
oooooooooooooooohhh
"Cam, we're not going to have any issues because we're going to be winning."
--Joe Flacco
"Just win baby. Yeah, I stole that."
--Jon Gruden
The steeler's dude is the winner
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Create a caption #8
KYLE: AND THEY TOLD ME THAT I COULDN’T BE AN NFL QUARTERBACK! HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW!!!!
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