If you just said to yourself "NCAA Mens Basketball Tournament," then I hate you, and God hates you. The best sporting event you could possibly have watched was Wrestlemania. The best athletes in "sports entertainment." Whatever that means.
Look, it's not even football season. You can't predict the draft, so stop trying. There are other great sports on TV. And we all know what the best sporting event you can watch this time of year would be.
Without further adieu, I redirect you to one of Bill Simmons' best columns ever.