Ravens vs Redskins Open Thread

YAhhoooo. I’ve had two icey coldies on my deck with some UNO’s za. 2 pizzas for $13 and an 18 pack of Busch Light $10. what’s the stadium price again? i will figure out how to sneak a 12 pack in this year. i have a few ideas:

1. find isolated spot by fence and have friend stand over sack of beer. enter stadium go over to friend by fence and pretend to tie shoe and pull beer through fence. run.
2. wear a Coke delivery guy outfit (not Michael Irvins) and wheel 5 cases on a dolley through the VIP entrance.
3. Spinal holster (in development) they can hold 6. they never search the spine.
4. rolled up sports page can hold 3 beers.
5. crotch flask is still #1 for Captain Morgan.
5.

1 dog in the house. what time is it. woof.

is it me or is M&T security looking more and more like Locked Up Abroad security.

MaLor- $20 bucks if you hit Ray with a beer like the Philly Beefarino.

thank you very much i’ll be here all night

hey raven- what do you think of bruce’s training camp coverage?

well, the stories are great but all the f’n pictures are bogging down my Tandy!!! If I have to click through one more flippin error message to get through all the pictures I’ll pass out. i hope he realizes it takes my 20 minutes to log in and get past the front page downloads. i see the top of a helmet and have top guess which player will pop up. slowly he’s revealed. ahhhhh, another Gano shot. i waited 20 minutes for a Gano shot. DRINK YOUR OVELTINE.

Reporting from my iPhone at m&t. Just sat in our seats and got a 16 ounce heiniken for 8.75 when a 12 ounce bud light is 7.50. Better quality and more quantity for only 1.25 more. Nice work biaciotti

nice deduction… they got rid of the 20 oz. $8 from a few years ago. totally the best buy even if it was Miller or Bud.

cam said on TV he’ll keep the offense simple. did he have a choice? lol.

Some asshole just stroled in with a raperburger jersey on. Should I waste the rest of this cold one on him?

Haha, sold those tickets +20 on each. Suhhhhweet.

if we passed to rice in the pitt games we kill them. that will hold true this year. pitt can’t cover rice and mclaine IF cam would listen to me!

Benny Burger;s are banned at M&T

same shit with the TO’s on hurry up plays. i know it’s preseason but it’s SO RAVEN.

Michael Oher is just looking scary.

Houshek…Little Stevie!!! With the 21 yarder. 3-0

We are trying to force that screen to rice too much. First quarter over and I love being at m&t!

that drive sputtering out just points out how week our receiving corp is. That first down throw was fucking on the numbers. Although…Lil’ Stevie with another field goal. Good for the lad!!!

the receivers doing their part to prevent a QB controversy by refusing to catch for Troy as well….

Vick to the Eagles.

but seriously….but can we get a reception that doesn’t involve Ray Rice or a TE?!?

What website?

Redskin’s receiver coughs up the ball. DE Landry with the recovery. Less that 2 minutes left in the half. Sorry, I don’t know who is broadcasting the game…

19 yard pass, Smith to Harper. less than a minute to go…13-0 Let the QB controversy crap begin…

Phil at ATL. That should be interesting to watch.

I think bisciotto dropped some money on improving the bathrooms. The urinal cakes smell extra good today especially after a td. That Troy smith sure is bum isn’t he beatdown guys? More from mr malors live report from m&t. Spent 48 dollars so far on beer and one hot dog

but Troy is just on fire and the receivers are actually….making catches… I am starting to get rather loopy as I had surgery on both feet yesterday and my pills are catching up with me…
drive finally stalls deep in Redskins territory.

Florida State rookie with what looks like about a 30 yarder. Couldn’t really tell as the TV is getting fuzzy. 16-0.

thanks to a wonderful no call on an obvious pass interference on 2nd down.

My take:

Harper is a laisy route runner and his on again off again attitude will drive us nuts. He also doesn’t look for the open space. Great physical specimen but man he is so unpolished.

Washington finds the slot well. Best #3 so far.

Marcus Smith needs to catch that. Looks like Special Teams duty hurt him..really.

Troy Smith is great and we beat Pitt. with him. Just like changing pitchers why not change QB’s in football to match the threat. We need his escape ability against Pitt and NE.

Ray Rice needs the ball on the long side of the field not dunked to in traffic. Might be difficult for Joe throwing from 6’5" to 5’7" in traffic. I’d like to see Troy and Rice rolling out.

Nakamura is bold

I like Cam allowing Smith to air it out. His passes are terrific and dropped at least 5 times. Harper gives up in the slot. He’s a Travis Taylor there. Said that a week ago.

Parmele getting too much of a look.

Ravens ball on their 45.

set up by a nice catch and better run by Foster who looks like he is 5’2".

last second attempt for Gano ends in a miss but it looked like a bad hold. 23-0 over the Redskins. The Offensive line had quite a few penalties, the receivers were down right frustrating at times. However, all three QB’s threw for over 100 years (although Troy had to re-enter the game in the forth indicating a possible injury). The defense looked pretty damn good and Oher…well that was one hell of a pancake..just need a stronger chin strap. Hope all you cats that had tickets enjoyed the game.

if preseason games don’t mean anything why run out the clock at the end without throwing to the end zone. announcers and coaches are stupid at times. the game doesn’t mean anything but we don’t want to run up the score and hurt their feelings? if it doesn’t mean anything who cares if you pass on 3rd and long with a few seconds left. i guess it means something. confused. why is kicking for 3 points any better than passing for 6? does 3 more points make it worse and the game men something? there are receivers who need the looks just as much as Gano. right? doesn’t that mean anything? LOL.

Lets enjoy him before he gets a chance to start somewhere next year. I went from hating our QB situation to loving it in a matter of 3 years.

Receiver Depth Chart Round 1:

Mason, Clayton (?), Washington (lucky everyone else stunk but looks good in the slant), Foster (quick hands and finds the open space/smart/not real fast/Clayton II)

Disappointments- Marcus Smith (catch the ball!), Harper (Travis Taylor 2nd coming)

Raven Material- Fein, Kruger (although gushed over a little too much for average play tonight)

Bum Sighting- Suggs signing huge deal with bad shoulder and bragging about missing training camp. for that money he better start being a roll model.
 

Whiffers- McLeen and the Lb’s need to learn how to sack a flippin QB. We still run by and arm tackle. Ben’s drooling.

Man, that was so much fun. The beer was expensive, but it was cold and tasty. Saw a nice fight about 10 rows behind me.

Team looked good. I will write up a recap early tomorrow since Bruce is out of the country. I run this blog while he is gone!

Lol. The Steelers blog had over 1000! For a freaking preseason game. You can tell those guys have very little in their life but the Steelers.

from the game. Justin Harper really let me down, it looks like its Kelley Washingtons job to lose, and he only had 2 receptions. But his attitude is great, and LJ Smith gave us a really nice gain. Beautiful stuff, beating the Deadskins 23-0 is a great feeling. Pre-season or not.

Anyone know how bad that injury is?

Why would anyone drink Busch Light if you’re spending that kinda money on beer? I shouldn’t have to tell anyone here that Natty Boh is the only way to go. Tastes better, reps your town better and fuck, it’s just awesomer.

Likewise, when I checked your game out it was 3-3 in the 3rd quarter, then I saw the final score and it was 20-10. What did all the scoring happen in the 4th?

i think they need to expand rosters so receivers don’t have to double on special teams. it’s a cheap way to end your career. we lost Ismail that way years ago.

i will switch to Natty Bo starting Monday but it better not run me more that $11 an 18 pack.

Is the way to go. Cheap and delicious. One of the only times in life that you can actually “have it all.” I think Natty Bo should cut me a check for that.