Ben Kobe Red Eye Master Turns To Dark Side

by raven on Jul 23, 2009 12:31 AM EDT Comment 8 comments

Looks like the Big Ben might have let things out of his own hands. Are you even shocked with this stuff anymore? All American Yetti gets flagged for personal foul. For the sake of Ben and the person involved, I hope it is resolved fairly and quickly. For the sake of the Ravens, I hope it dogs Squeeler Nation all season long. Oh, how I remember all the cruel Ray Lewis jokes and jabs coming from the Alleghanies. The mighty Squeeler empire has a wee bit of a problem to resolve. Rooney might have to put down his warm pint and head back across the pond to take his little Berger by the hairy ear. Eh Laddy, what I been tellin ya 'bout stayin out late with the drink. Did they say hike for ya or take a hike me wee boy. With 2 of Ben's 4 brain cells occupied with this mess we just might win with Marcus Smith, D. Williams and Figurs. I bet Ben Kobe did not sense this with his Red Eye Master powers. Lucky for Ben the accuser went to the police and not the gun or motorcycle dealer on the corner.

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You have to hate losing more than you love winning.

by Mr MaLoR on Jul 23, 2009 2:16 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

You are in the wrong business

Get the stones to go on stage and do your routines here as stand-up. You’d kill, or be killed!

As far as the case, as I’ve heard and chosen not to report as a Front Page story, the town has decided not to prosecute as it was lijke a year since the offense occured (allegedly). The girl was afraid she would be fired from her job so she didn’t say anything. Now her only choice is a civil lawsuit, which can only net her cash, no jail time for Ben (darn!). Anyway, although this might be totally legit, the fact it is now all about money makes her lok sleazy, when it may just be Ben who is the sleaze! Money shuts people up fast and the cash giver moves on…

aka 'Rexx'

by Bruce Raffel on Jul 23, 2009 10:12 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

your exactly right

she went about it the wrong way.. a year l8er and only a civil lawsuit makes it look like ben’s totally innocent.. unfortunately

by ravsagain on Jul 23, 2009 12:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Why do you say unfortunately? You want a rape to occur? Or is it just because it was a Steeler player? You people are shameless. We take pleasure in beating you 3 times in a year, you take pleasure in a woman accusing a football player of a crime he likely did not commit. The best part of your whole antics is that you actually wish the woman were raped just so you could hold it over the heads of people you dont know. Look in the mirror, you are just a horrible person.

by gimpsta7 on Jul 28, 2009 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs