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The Night Before Festivus

I know festivus was a term coined back in 2000, and I don't know if you all have read/heard this poem yet, but I decided to post it here anyway.

'Twas the night before Festivus, when all through Charm City
Ravens fans were stirring and even felt giddy.
The jerseys were hung by the chimney with flare,
In hopes that Joe Flacco soon would be there.

The fans were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of the playoffs danced in their heads.
And when we awoke and December 28 was the date,
We just settled down for a winter's tailgate,
When out in the end zone there arose such a clatter,
The opponent looked over to see what was the matter.

In a huddle of players that looked like a flash,
The Ravens looked ready for a hard-hitting clash.
The season had boiled down to one single game
as the players were looking for more than just fame,

 And what to my wondering eyes looked intense,
For it was Ray Lewis...and the Baltimore defense.

A terrifying unit, so lively and quick,
They’ll hit you, they’ll haunt you, or even grab the pick.
More rapid than wolves these hunters they came,
And Ray whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;
"T-Sizzle! now, JJ! now, Bannan, Haloti!
On, Trevor! on Leonhard! on, Reed and Samari!
To the top of the mountain! to the top of the hill!
Knock them out! Get the ball! Now in for the kill!"

And then, the offense, led by a menacing line,
Came onto the field and was ready to fly.
A three-headed monster was at running back,
led by McClain, a big rumbling mack.
And Mason the veteran, with his shoulder so sore,
Kept reining in passes, one, two, three, more!

And finally, a sight so perfect, so new;
a quarterback to be proud of, a little like Johnny U.
Joe Flacco was ready to take the city by storm,
his cannon for an arm much better than norm,
He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And led them downfield, the fans going berserk.

The Ravens were ready to give such a gift
to the fans of Baltimore who needed the lift.
Coach Harbaugh exclaimed, while his team looked so sleek,
"Happy Festivus to all, and we’ll see you next week."

The opinions posted here are those of the administrator of this blog and his loyal readers. They are in no way official comments from the team, and should not be misconstued as such, even though he thinks he could do just as well or even a better job!

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I Miss Edwin Mulitalo

He coined the term and we will use it next week!

Rexx

by Rexx on Jan 14, 2009 11:19 AM EST reply actions  

Music Man Edwin. Remember when he got his helmet taken off in the SB and he got all fired up?

by raven on Jan 14, 2009 1:15 PM EST reply actions  

I remember watching the first ever hard knocks

And seeing him do some dance with what looked like was only a thong on or skirt. Scary image

You have to hate losing more than you love winning.

by Mr MaLoR on Jan 14, 2009 1:39 PM EST up reply actions  

funny how all you remember is his thong!

Rexx

by Rexx on Jan 14, 2009 3:48 PM EST up reply actions  

best Hardknocks of all time..remember Heap bringing his bride to be to the team hotel and Sharp saying to him “man, you might not want to do that around here”…too funny. wonder what he meant by that.

by raven on Jan 16, 2009 1:06 PM EST up reply actions  

we miss that…i wonder if Heap can break dance or something..his first move after the catch is pretty close-he just needs a flattened cardboard box to land and spin on.

by raven on Jan 14, 2009 3:03 PM EST reply actions  

nice poem but where did you get it?

by purpleonblack86 on Jan 14, 2009 4:55 PM EST reply actions  

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/96627-the-night-before-festivus-baltimore-ravens-style

1057 The Fan has read it a couple of times, so I googled it to find it to post on here for ya’ll

Kevbo: [to George Sherrill] George, you look a lot like Vin Diesel...

Flatbill: Let's get somethin' straight... Vin Diesel looks like me.

-From "The Making of Orioles Magic"

by dayzd toe on Jan 14, 2009 5:12 PM EST up reply actions  

I love it!

This is awesome! I gotta tell you that even down here in VA Beach people are going crazy for the Ravens! Finally my fellow fans down here are comming out and suporting the team! All season we have been buzzing about the New Baltimore Ravens! Killer Defense as always and now Offense led by our rookie in purple armor! We love it! I can’t wait until Sunday, I’ll be watching the AFC Championship with some friends from work……Steeler Fans!!

by Smoltzbelongsinboston on Jan 14, 2009 8:16 PM EST reply actions  

OJ Brigance. The Ravens will run through 4 foot thick stone walls for their ill coach. Passion and the desire to win have always dominated the Ravens locker room. When faced with tragedy they become a supernatural team of destiny. Our SB year saw Jermaine Lewis lose a child. The Ravens lifted Jermaine up with a show of tight unity and dedication. OJ will be given the same gift from his brothers Sunday. It’s meant to be. You can feel it. After watching OJ’s story on ESPN tonight I wanted to line up and bust Harrison in the face so OJ could hold the SB Trophy with confetti raining down. Ray “Bottom Line” Lewis will make sure this happens. This is a Ravens year. Meant to be.

by raven on Jan 15, 2009 7:50 PM EST reply actions  

Feels like 2000-01

Team of Destiny. We will see if this is true.

Rexx

by Rexx on Jan 15, 2009 10:07 PM EST up reply actions  

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